Island Crows

The 'Island crows', also just 'the crows', or 'they crows', is the name given locally to The Island Independents, a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.

They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.

Island resident: Those bloody Island crows they were elected on committee governance and when voted in abandoned that promise.

Island resident's cousins: Darn crows, zed ut jest for the zoozay the despurd whiffling wastrils

Island resident: What?

Island resident's cousins: fellur urd be stark-steyrun mad to vote for they crows

by Shrauver October 21, 2013

Island green

On traffic light: the first 5 seconds of the red light.

K. Arsenault: " He run them over like bowling pins."
J. Arsenault: "Well, they should have known better than crossing on Island green."

by sashalav April 29, 2019

Sandusky Island

1) When left in a vulnerable position with a creeper lurking

2) When a community or person is alienated after getting owned, doing something stupid or is just a loser.

New York was stranded on Sandusky Island when Sidney Crosby came back.

by Hustla Da Rabbit December 3, 2011

retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard

i am officially on retarded island after that blunt

by evan martin123 May 2, 2018

Study Island

All lazy teachers use this website to give kids an over excessive amount of homework that will take about 3 hours of their life away each day

In simple turns Study Island is suicide fuel.

Jim: Hey Mike did you finish the Study Island?
Mike: Yeah, I got 90% for all ten...
Jim: 10??? *Commits Not Living*
Mike: *visits grave* ...They were due next monday.

by Ben_Dover_420 September 19, 2018

Ilan Crane Fly

Mistaken for a spider, this gassy little fellah is sometimes spotted in the outer band of tress around China. A few were found in the Gobi Desert in Mongolia. The most interesting part of this creature is it's ability to fucking die. Yes, this creature can die at the drop of a hat, provided that the hat is on fucking fire. This animal is dead.

Look at that, it's dead.
Must be an Ilan Crane Fly

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020