Ileana

Bearer of light from Troy. Shining one

Ileana is the coolest person you will ever meet.

- yea she lights up my world!

by ukwsbs August 11, 2010

iranian fleshlight

The act of vigorously masturbating with the tubular remnants of a gyro loaf.

Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.

Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.

Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...

*unh unh unh*

by strange_aeon November 25, 2013

Republic of Ireland

1) A description of the State whose name is internationally recognised as Ireland.

2) The name of the association football (soccer) team which represents Ireland.

Ireland is a democratic republic; in 1948 the Government of Ireland declared that Ireland was a Republic. In consequence Ireland was expelled from the British Commonwealth as at that time it was not possible to be both a republic and a member of the Commonwealth. The rules changed when Britain withdrew from the Indian subcontinent and both Pakistan and India were allowed to become part of the Commonwealth as Republics.

The republic of Ireland was declared in 1948.

by Shmuel bin Yohanan July 19, 2011

iran

a country that was once great and has been twisted by their fundamentalist leaders. america will not invade iran. the government of iran is americas enemy, not the people.

iran is located in the middle east, and was once a more western, free country.

by yankee May 3, 2005

Iran

The gods of inflation. 1 american dollar is 41850 rial there.

all i can say to that is not stonks

Iran also doesn't like womens rights, that's kinda cringe bro.

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Ileana ain't like it small

Stronger than any roasts. No other roasts/trap card/spell card can stop dis. Everytime this is used against u, ur dick -3 inches. When ur dick is smaller than 0 inches, u become a trap.

George: ur mom gay
Pantea: ur dad lesbian
George: no u
Pantea: ur granny tranny
George: ur grandpap trap
Pantea: Ileana ain't like it small
George: dick becomes -1 inches.

by tacboss1234 May 10, 2018

Ileana

Ileana is a super sweet, caring, funny person. She’s quite introverted so you’ll have to get her to open up before you get to see these qualities. She can be quite flirty, but she doesn’t think she is. She is a super awesome girlfriend and tries to be clingy but really isn’t.

Hey, have you seen Ileana?

Yeah, she’s always with her boyfriend anon

by MandoBoi May 26, 2019