incestigator

An incestigator is often the role of a social worker who after conducting many “investigations” and lacks fulfillment in life, but has not been trained to use common sense, instigates and incites violent fantasies into the minds of young children, employing psychological tactics to elicit fraudulent responses and reactions in families.

Heather, a social worker for the county, is an incestigator because she cannot conduct an accurate investigation without concluding that some form of incest must have occurred.

by glitch3dabbe February 26, 2024

investigaiter

A detective who checks out yer protective ankle-wear for possible evidence.

I love playing "investigaiter" wif pretty girls as an excuse to handle and massage their cute tootsies --- in every case, of course, both da cute chick and I know very well dat it's merely a joking ruse for a little touchy-feely of their warm softness, just da same as if I gleefully perform a thorough examination of their NECK-gaiters ("Oh, you just wanna play wif my boobs!"), but they're still okay wif it 'cuz they know I am getting such immense pleasure out of da experience, plus they feel flattered dat I am so enamored wif their attractive body-parts.

by QuacksO December 10, 2024

Investigation

It isn't a investigation.

Hym "You wouldn't be sharing the information you gathered in an investigation with random people throughout the state or the coworkers of the person you're investigating or the internet friends of the people you're investigating. You are clearly trying to reframe a crime that is happening to me as a necessary part of law enforcement except it hasn't stopped me from committing a crime or buying a weapon or from getting within arms reach of one of the kids I'm inevitably going to stab. What this is intended to do is already happening. It is stealing my success away from me and forcing me to be a wage slave like the rest of these assholes. Provoking violence in the hopes that you assholes can use the graves of the martyrs I create as a soapbox to push the policies for which you advocate. And if this is the kind of shit you are doing you and your kids need to be more than 'threatened.' More than just threats need to happen to you. You are so far gone that ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN SEEN YOU needs to be purged from existence. It's unconstitutional. It's a violation of my rights. It's a crime."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2024

Investigating

And I'll expound upon that by saying...

Hym "It doesn't matter if you're a politician, the president, the richest man in he world... Anyone who has even HEARD of you needs to be slaughtered. Burned. Maimed. Erased. And then your memory needs to be desecrated. There is no investigating happening here."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2024

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Investigation

It's not just the investigation it's the investigating for the sake of perpetuating the thing that is being investigated.

Hym "I mean, I believe an investigation would show the form of passive (or active) surveillance and harassment that has been happening to me. I mean, it's literally like being followed around buy Iblis (The Satan of Islam) or Rene Descartes' demon. Therefore... I should probably kill as many of you as possible. But in addition to the investigation, what I really don't like is how long it's taking for everything to shake out. My head is literally killing me... Or I'm becoming a nanobot cyborg. Either way, it doesn't feel good. I also don't like being blindsided by a kid. I also don't like what could be one of my pupils being killed."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

infestigation

An in-depth look at how/why a large number of undesirables were created and/or transported to a given locale.

It was known dat Lieutenant Uhura was da one who had naively brought da original tribble on board da USS Enterprise, so no infestigation would be necessary in dat regard.

by QuacksO October 29, 2025