Better Insert The Cock Here

B.I.T.C.H - A phrase you say to or about a woman who's stuck up, full of herself, or just plain pissy and bitchy. Pick an orifice, any orifice and insert cock. She apparently needs it. It also refers to a woman who's so dumb as to serve no other purpose except as a receptacle for a man.

Cynthia: "You're such an asshole, Dan! Why do I even talk to you!? I could do so much better even on my worst day. Get lost, loser!"
Dan: "Better insert the cock here."

Caitlin Upton: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps... everywhere like such as..."
Me: "Beter Insert The Cock Here..."

by pleasureboy1 December 17, 2008

All (Insert word)-ED Out

When you have had WAY to much of a person, place or thing.

All (Insert word)-ED Out examples: (they have example words in them.)
1. Person: "I've been all John-ed out this weekend. I saw him like everyday!"

2. Place: "I'm all McDonald's-ed out. I've had it everyday for a week."

3. Thing: "I'm going to be all light-ed out tomorrow. I'm covering my whole house with them."

by BABSILICIOUS December 26, 2009

Cla- (Insert Name Here)

The word "Classic" means a recognized example of something widely known. If a friend or person you know, does something that he has done before, then its a classic. To point out the classic example then say Cla- (Then the persons name). It shows the person that he has done this a number of times and it is widely known. It can also be used to show someone that what he/she has done a bunch of times is irking them.

Rule: If the name is shorter than 4 letters, then use the whole name when noted to insert. If the name is too long, then cut the name in half, and only put the second half of the name when told to insert.

Jeremy: Wow, such a "cleremy" moment right there!
Tal: Clatal!
If the name is Rangus, then take "Cla- (Insert Name Here)" and insert "ngus". This results in the word "Clangus", which is a widely know word.

by Steven Rangus Bangus May 27, 2013

Self Insert

When an author or writer puts themselves into a story they have written as a character.

It is not a character in which the audience inserts themselves or can relate to. It has absolutely no relation to the audience or readers. It is specifically referencing the creator's personal avatar.

Most stories written in second person are not self inserts.

Some creators will hide the fact that they use these characters by changing their names and a few details. Self Insertion characters are frequently not even the main character in a story. Author Steven King has done this in his books on occasion.

Video game avatars that the player creates could be considered a type of self insert character if the player tries to create an approximation of themselves for the game. This is borderline as the player is limited by the creation tools and game's storyline.

Another borderline example would be creating a Tabletop RPG character. Players are often free to create backstories and design their characters as they see fit, often mirroring themselves as they imagine they would be if they existed in such a world. Though again, the player is limited by game mechanics, the whims of the DM, and the roll of the die.

The author wrote himself into the story as a self insertion character.

by Contrabardus July 14, 2017

fireplace insert

Slang term referring to a member of the Jewish community

That fireplace insert over there has a big nose because air is free.

by toyle bona December 31, 2009

self-insert's

A story in which the reader inserts himself or herself; this usually occurs within a fanfiction.

Most stories written in the second person point of view are self-insert's.

by mandygrl334 September 20, 2006

U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?

Basically a phrase meant to piss people off. If you think about it, many words can fit between "U" and "BRO?", with the most common outcome of "UMADBRO?", indeed one of the most annoying phrases in history. Women may be offended by this, most likely due because they are not male, however if you ask something like say "UMADSIS?" it just wouldn´t sound right. Be advised to use "BRO?" instead of "SIS?" to prevent yourself from looking like a total dickhead.

1.
John smells something coming from the bathroom. He knocks on the door.

Sarah: I´ll be out in a minute!
John: UTAKINGASHITBRO?
Sarah: What the fuck?!

2.
Mike: The only thing left to watch is Jersey Shore
John: Uh huh
Mike: I got to admit Pauly is cute
John: UGAYBRO?

3.
Liz: My dog died
John: Feel sorry for ya
Liz starts crying.
John: USADBRO?

Try to make up your own combinations with U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?, but use it in appropiate situations, like the ones above.

by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 8, 2012