Hector Smells

Obviously some smelly kid no one cares about.

Hecto smells...now die.

by woopie poop April 2, 2003

Hector Miranda

A fucking insane person who is really nice and always has a way to to turn even the most innocent things into something perverted.

grrrr, that was sooo a hector miranda!

by Hector Miranda December 23, 2004

Hector

Hector can be a very respectful when your his friend. He always puts other informer of himself and cares for everyone. Hector dosent like seeing people down and only tried to get people happy. In the other hand when he dosent get his way he start being very very rude. He could spam all day with no distraction. You won’t like him when he is mad. He can be very disrespectful when he is mad and he could be very rude. If ur in a fight you will talk a long time to recover from the way he hurt you.

“Hector can be a great friend. But he is very mean answer rude when he is mad”

by DaPerson7007 January 17, 2021

Hector Gambit

Incredibly op chess opening. Characterized by pawn to H4 and immediately moving your rook into play. Used by Mangus Carolson to win 100 game. bueno...

I just used hector gambit and wonnered

by zachthomp2 February 11, 2021

Handsome Hector

1.A sex move in which the male partner achieves a orgasm on the female's hair. Ultimately giving her a Guido Hairstyle like that of Jersey Shore. The sperm serves as hair gel.
2.A latino thug that doesn't care about anything. He's sexy and constantly banging white chicks.

1. Come over here bitch, ima give you a nice Handsome Hector!
2. Have you seen Jessica's boy friend? He's one Handsome Hector!

by JessicaBimbo December 7, 2011

Hector Smells

I don't smell.
WTF are you guys talking about?
I do smell sexy.......and of videogames though!

I smell like a total gamer

by asses March 26, 2005

Hector Gonzalez

A mean ferocious man who is built to fuck the living shit out of wet pussy. He will destroy anything that gets in it's way even if it's one of his friends. Though he is a muscular man he has a soft heart in which he attracts all the females and falls into a mystical love boat where he gives them the orgasm of a life time. He stands in Northern California and hibernates in the Winter to avoid his penis from shriveling up in the cold, though in the Summer his penis falls down from his pants and testicles bulging out of his shorts.

Hector Gonzalez attacks the vagina with his mean cock until it bleeds.

by Fordguyy August 3, 2011