Someone who is only attracted to the
opposite sex, except when individuals have amazing abs.
All genders can be heterabsexual.
It is common for heterabsexuality to develop later in life, particular after exposure to certain types of abs. Further research is required to
understand this
sexual orientation more fully.
Steve: “Hey man, I thought you liked girls.”
Bill: “I used to only be into girls, but after I met James and saw his abs, I
realized I was
actually heterabsexual.”
Steve: “
Right on, dude.”