Someone who is only attracted to the opposite sex, except when individuals have amazing abs.
All genders can be heterabsexual.
It is
common for heterabsexuality to develop
later in life, particular after exposure to certain types of abs. Further
research is required to understand this sexual orientation more fully.
Steve: “Hey
man, I thought you liked
girls.”
Bill: “I used to only be into
girls, but after I met James and saw his abs, I realized I was actually heterabsexual.”
Steve: “Right on, dude.”