asses's definitions

Hector Smells

I don't smell.
WTF are you guys talking about?
I do smell sexy.......and of videogames though!

I smell like a total gamer

by asses March 26, 2005

Hector the erector

A person that erects alot.........
Like me

Im Hector.....an erector

by asses March 26, 2005

suck her and fuck her

When you want to do a girl, you lick her pussy first, then start the banging.
Considered alot by women, that why most guys just get on with the bang her and hang her

Me:Damn, she wanted me to suck her and fuck her last night!
Guy 2:That's harsh man!

by asses April 4, 2005

Bitchtits

Big tits that hang from a guys side like Spencers do.

"Wholy shit spencer, you have big bitchtits!!!"

by asses June 2, 2005