Haralabos

Haralabos... Men want to be him, Boys want to grow up to be him. He is extreamly good at, well... everything. Girls fall head over tits for this man. Young, old, thick, or small... If your a girl, you will not be able to resist this man because you know he is great in bed and will treat you like a queen. (If only for a night, girls know its worth it) He is the inspiration for every love song, book or movie. Intelligent and true, Tall, Dark, Hansome, Funny, Sexy. He is the most interesting man in the world. He is the guy who can wear anything, and do anything without question.

I wish Haralabos was here. Even If i can't be with him.

by Girls Who Have Met Haralabos August 23, 2011

Halal

An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".

Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."

Sammy- "Who's?"

Steve- "Oh, you know."

Joe- "Krystal's."

Kevin- "HALAL"

by kebonggg July 9, 2010

hahalolocaust

a.)"Laughing out loud," catastrophically and with an underlying disrespect for the Jewish faith.
b.)Definition a, minus the anti-semitic outlook.

Cloudy: My parents were killed in a hahalolocaust.
Weinstein: You bastard.

by Cloudy February 16, 2004

halal meat

Halal is an arabic word means Divinely allowed, halal meat is the meat of an animal or a bird that was slaughtered according to Islamic teachings. Islamic slaughter involves many things to ensure humane treatment of the animal. First, feeding the animal and giving it water & shade during the days of preparation, out of mercy, so that it does not hunger or thirst. Then, separating it from all the other animals during the slaughter, so that they don't see each other. Then directing it to face the Kaaba in Macca, hiding the knife all the time from it, while saying "In the name of Allah, Allah is the greatest" and slaughtering it rapidly with a very sharp knife. The cut must sever the Carotid arteries, the Jugular veins, and also the oesophagus and the trachea, and stop only at the vertebral column in a single, rapid & very deep act. This method ensures many things, first, that the animals do not see any act of slaughter to other animals, and the animal to be slaughtered itself is not aware it is being prepared for slaughter, so it is not frightened and stays calm. Once the knife touches and cuts the carotids, it loses consciousness, and that's why the knife has to be sharp, to reach and cut the carotids rapidly. The spinal cord is not cut, so it keeps discharging automatic impulses to the body muscles to contract even after the animal loses all awareness, this pumps all the animal's blood outside its body through the great vessels, which is hygienic as it leaves the meat bloodless.

The claim that the animal suffers is debatable because of two physiological mechanisms; Vasovagal syncope occurs if the carotid sheath is traumatized which is enough to cause immediate blackout, and Brain Ischemia which occurs when blood ceases to flow to the brain, also causing the creature to pass out almost instantaneously, and when this ischemia continues, brain death ensues, without a functioning "Sensory system" to perceive this alleged pain.

So in the end, the animal passes out and dies in peace leaving hygienic meat.

Is this halal meat ?
Yes, can't you see it has no blood ?! I bought it from a halal food store.

by Sameh Haggag December 28, 2008

hakalaka

Hakalaka is a slur for Arabs. It is an onomatopoeia of sorts relating to how their language sounds to someone who doesn't speak Arabic.

It was a national tragedy when those hakalaka's flew planes into NY and DC.

by Liet Kynes June 17, 2007

Hasal

segsey mans and makes the women incredibly moist: wetter than a shower most will say, and some wetter than angle falls . His dick is also rumored to be bigger than the titanic (some . Hasal is a typically smart strong and sexy and has a humongous dick but is loyal and trusts in others and is a lovely person to be with they care for you but might be slightly hung over but hes a good bloke u can fuck with. His character trait is to have 20 bitches and hoes on his dick .

that cock is massive must belong to hasal

by jesuschristoursaviour June 24, 2021

kosher halal

its all good. Everything is fine and OK, or even better than OK.

its all kosher halal

by BobbyBlackManSchtein March 1, 2007