Hastings Middle School

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.

Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags

by awesomejonser12345 October 01, 2011

Crash Test Hastings

During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.

The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

du hast mesh

In German literlly means, " you hate me."

Also can be used to describe the sexual act of scat, which is poop sex.

I finally went du hast mesh on Deannas chest last night!

by Duhastmesher June 26, 2006

Wann hast du geburstag

The sickest and most lit song ever in all of existence

Wann hast du geburstag is pog

by GT3RSGOBRRRRR┌(・。・)┘ January 15, 2021

Wenn du Eier hast...

German saying for when you want to test someone's braveness.

"Wenn du Eier hast... brennst du deine Schule nieder." (If you're brave enough you'll burn down your school)

by ILike2WatchMemes May 18, 2022

Going Full Hastings

A definite period of excessive drinking, gambling and general degenerate behavior.

Tristan is going full hastings this weekend

by hertoxicbf May 05, 2023

Haste a la verga

Mexican slang.

The literal translation means: Go to the dick.

The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).

*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*

How much for the tacos?

Haste a la verga…

by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024