Just being honest

When you think shooting out your opinion, no matter how lying, incorrect, rude, obnoxious you're being, you can cover it by saying "I'm just being honest!" No, you're a jerk, and that's two different things. You ought to have your ass kicked, but most people are too nice and will let it slide. If you keep it up, someone will in fact knock your dick in the dirt, particularly if you're drunk. Hopefully everyone will take a turn, then rip your vocal cords out so "Just being honest" won't be possible for you anymore.

Rude person walks up to someone who is mildly overweight "Holy crap, you're a ugly fat cow!"
Someone else "Hey, watch your mouth!"
Rude person "Hey, I'm just being honest!"

by rr25 June 3, 2021

texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.

Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

honest living

To work hard at a job earning a paycheck

She makes an honest living by working at the bakery during the week.

by Dohmain March 23, 2016

honest to blog

A seldom used phrase that hipsters can use to add to the credibility of a statement or check the credibility of another person's statement.
It is a play on the phrase "Honest to god" that refers to the fact that blogs have been reputed as fact checkers in recent years.

Example 1 -
I just avoided a crash on my way to work, honest to blog that was the closest I've ever come to death.

Example 2 -
Person 1: "I just got my second face lift in three years."
Person 2: "Honest to blog?"
Person 1: "Yea."

by E1000 January 8, 2009

to be honest

Absolutely pointless statement, that adds nothing to any conversation it is included in. Used by dumbasses to sound "smarter" or "prove a point".

Also see: to be frank, frankly, honestly

To be honest, I'm full of bullshit.

by hi, my name is Name September 8, 2007

Hanksta

A creature who love to see other men naked and he usually visit website like BlackSnake and you can know that he is around by hearing Snake voice's

Someone: Hanksta lets go party .

Hanksta: No i have to install Linux server (=BlackSnake)

by ubuntu249 November 1, 2010

handstand job

a handjob that is perfromed while in a handstand..either by someone else or a solo act.

While perfroming a handstand during a break dance competition at a crazy Irish dunk fest. Little Johnny Firebush got a handstand job from a fellow country man.

by holla187 January 22, 2011