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by 72 children 777 March 05, 2019
When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.
"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"
"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
by Oscar Wyld August 23, 2011
A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.
by WetBottom November 15, 2011
When one finger blasts a female so hard that the female is no longer able or willing to walk correctly, thereby needing a wheelchair.
Holy shit bro, did you see that chick? She can barely walk. Yeah my guy just gave her a wheelchair handy.
by Fefag February 01, 2021
When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
When you travel from Tolono to Hessel Park just to rub one out to the kids playing on the splash pad.
Hey, did you see the school board president giving himself the Hessel Handi the other day.
God work sucked today I could really go for a Hessel Handi.
God work sucked today I could really go for a Hessel Handi.
by Tolonoman July 24, 2022
When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.
I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020