Awk Guac

When something is extremely awkward.

Pronounced "awk" from the work awkward and "guac" from the word guacamole.

Originated in Kansas City

I ran in to my ex today. It was so awk guac.

by tcm1028 October 20, 2010

cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.

Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.

by Pulkmog December 20, 2009

gucci guac

A high fashion response to when a situation is lit.

Michelle: I'm gonna go use the bathroom. It's gonna be lit!
Mike: That's Gucci Guac, Michelle!

by umbrellaface January 22, 2016

Papi Guac

1. A man of Hispanic decent who makes delicious guacamole.

2. A Hispanic DILF

3. A "badass" who steals items under $3.00 from a store, collects and mods lighters, and show's off half-baked tricks on their penny board.

1. "Wow! This guac is fine af, whose the Papi Guac who made this?!"

2. "Oooh, Papi Guac lookin' spicy!"

3. "Yo, I'm Papi Guac, I repost dank memes on Instagram lol. Wanna see my modded lighter?"

by Papi Queso July 24, 2016

stuiped guac dingo

That word no one knows about, yet it's always offensive.

Man 1: You're a stuiped guac dingo!

Man 2: You take that back!

Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)

by LokiTheGreyMan May 18, 2018

Pocket Guac

Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa

Why are you carrying around day old pocket guac

by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018

holy guac

dankest of dank guacamols

"This booty is massive, HOLY GUAC"

by fornitekid420 November 28, 2018