happy greeting

When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.

Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came

by Wermgear July 20, 2019

golden greeting

an extra sum of money paid to a competent person who has been lured away from his/her organization into one's organization. Such an amount is paid initially, for instance at the time of signing a contract and is over and above the regular remuneration package.

We were able to woo the CEO of our rival company into our company by offering him a handsome golden greeting.

by uttam maharjan October 3, 2010

Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.

Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.

by Jallaballa November 29, 2020

Burris Greeting

A Burris Greeting is very similar to the "Burris wave" its the act of flipping a friend off as a joke or for fun when the teacher is not looking. Not meant to be a mean gesture. Can be used when a student makes a stupid comment or makes a joke about you and you don't have time for a comeback.

student 1: (knocks student 2's stuff)
student 2: why did you do that?!
student 1: your mom forgot to pay me
student 2: ,,|,, (or Burris greeting)

Text: ,,|,, or ,,|,, (*_*) ,,|,,

by 69arf December 21, 2009

Canadian Greeting

To fart in somebody's face as they say hello

English person: *walking down the street*
Canadian guy: *farts on his face*
English person: What the hell man?
Canadian guy: oh, its just the Canadian greeting.

by PapaPaarthurnax August 30, 2021

Motherfucker greeting

where guys call each other motherfucker when they greet each other. They are not being insulting to each other and it is a display of affection. The difference between this and an insult is in tone of voice and body language ect.

Man 1: hey I haven't seen you in a long time. You doing motherfucker?
Man 2: just fine. How are you doing motherfucker?
Man1: Great.
And that is an example of a motherfucker greeting.

by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009

greet

A greet is a lesser or unexperienced nigreet. They share many of the same qualities, but the major difference is the amount of bowls they can snap.

He’s just a greet, but one day he’ll learn to snap like a true nigreet.

by Zach Beckwith October 5, 2023