Hayden Greening

A Hayden Greening is a lovely and kind man that is very easy to trust, you can trust him with your life and he will never let you down.
He is very hot and gets plently of ladies, a Hayden Grenning will normally have a 6 pack.
He is very good in bed and is always busy having gangbangs!
He is a honest, kind, lovely man who will always make you smile.
He will normally end up marry someone with the name Charley.
When he has grown a Hayden Greening will be rich and smart with a good job.

Chloe:"quess who I went town with?!"
Charley:"urgh boring, david?"
Chloe:"EW NO. HAYDEN GREENING!!!"
Charley:"OMG IM SO JEL!"

by Haydeys February 20, 2013

Vietnam Greeting

The act of shaking another's hand with your own piss/liquid covered hand.

Yeah I just walked out of the bathroom and gave Jeff the Vietnam Greeting.

by Charlie Fagbag October 2, 2018

grepping

To deficate on ones own chest

"man last night I had a good grepping session"

by Luke1000000 February 12, 2008

greeking

disrespectful slang for the art of lavaliering; usually used by those who use greeked instead of lavaliered

"Dude, I'm so moving up from apprentice in my greeking today. I've got like, two chicks just beggin ta be micked."

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

Greening

(v) It is the act of a whipped boyfriend to sell his dignity by making a strange face in bathroom and taking a selfie of it.

Ungar- Hey did you hear what zach did?
Martin- No what happened?
Ungar- He was greening yesterday
MArtin- No way! He's such a fag and his girlfriend is a whore

by cashmoneyflowbitchesweed November 25, 2013

gear-shift greeting

A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.

I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.

by QuacksO March 27, 2019

American greeting

When you come home so drunk, you shit in the sink and don't remember. It's always a surprise the next morning!

Fuck! I left myself an American greeting!

by T E H March 27, 2008