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Goitered

Most commonly occuring during sporting events, it is when a ball lands right in front of/underneath a male and proceeds to bounce up and strike the underside of the scrotom and balls.
I was at the volleyball game the other day, and this kid got goitered and threw up! It was awesome!
by jfgetz21 June 16, 2009
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Goatse

Picture of man stretching his buttcrack so the buttcheeks are not together.
Bob: have you seen goatse?
Joe: No, let me see it.
Bob: *goes on internet and looks up goatse*
Joe: NO ITS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! (x_x)
by JereMyMarCinEk July 30, 2010
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goatsecx

as a noun it would be the below, not a noun would be the example above; refering to homosexuality of the gaping anus man or just dubbing the man as "goatsecx"
Your gayness is gayer than goatsecx.
by KillinKrullin November 12, 2002
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Gontse

I wish I had a boyfriend like Gontse
by Aphiwe Tk January 26, 2021
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Goite

Any nobs of the world, basically anyone who is jiving you.
Hols-wanker-y Community Centre for Knob-jockeys are capital goites.
by Cookie October 1, 2003
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Goatse Winfrey

The specific look on Oprah Winfrey's face as she said the now famous line "9000 penises all raping children".

May also refer to a large black woman stretching her anus open to shoplift.
Luke: "Did you see that Goatse Winfrey trying to steal a pair of overalls?"

Sam: "No, but did you see Oprah yesterday?"
by Oprahs biggest fan March 20, 2009
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goatse

1. Applying muscular pressure to the anus, resulting in the self extraction of the rectum. (both voluntary, or involuntary)

Background:
A video called "goatse" was posted on steakandcheese.com in 2002. In it was an anal gangbang in which the FEMALE throws her legs over her head, and squeezes out her rectum (as if a flower is blooming). The males proceed to fornicate with the rectum while it is extracted.

A picture called "goatse" was posted on rotten.com back in 2002. In it was a weightlifting accident in which the weightlifter's rectum exploded out of his anus while attempting a squat exercise.
"That cum-farter is so loose that he/she can goatse."

"If you attempt to squat an excessive amount of weight, you will goatse."
by Skad8erateher May 8, 2009
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