Gobble Basting

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.

Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"

by 46GST March 5, 2010

gobble the goo

A woman who enjoys giving head and swallowing cum(goo)

That girl loved to suck dick and gobble the goo

by Gregg H. April 9, 2007

Gobble Salad

When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.

The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.

by saladsforlife February 12, 2010

gibbled

also: gibbled up

1. (adj.)
contorted, twisted

2. (adj.)
malfunctioning, broken

3. (v)
to break, maim, or otherwise impair

"My brother's foot was totally gibbled after he tripped in that gopher hole. Man, was that funny."

"Don't bother trying to fix that watch. It's been gibbled ever since my brother threw it in the lake."

"The VCR totally gibbled up the tape I put in. Now I'll have to YouTube Dancing With the Stars."

by disneyrobin March 21, 2007

Green Gimble

A mixed drink made from gin and mountain dew.

Jim drinks a green gimble after work to take the edge off his day.

by Jimmy the St. Paul Pirate March 18, 2009

Gobble Tash

The false impression of a moustache when giving head.

She was sucking deep, the head of my cock massaging the inner recess of her throat, just as I was about to blow my load I looked down and there between my legs was what looked like Groucho Marx. I was relieved to find it was just her Gobble Tash.

by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010

kimmy gibbler

When you refuse to leave after you have a one night stand, even when they ask you nicely.

Last night I met some whore at the bar....we came back to my place and she gave me the Kimmy Gibbler....she fucked the hell out of me and then refused to go home when I asked her nicely.

by Cass Ass May 18, 2006