A condition that causes alcohol induced autism, and "bar retardness." Gergs go to extreme lengths to get viciously intoxicated as early as 10 am on a Saturday. Can also be used as a verb.
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by sweetie08 August 30, 2008
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by thebadnun January 14, 2010
Get the geriatric gigalo mug.Geniggraphy- (ge`niggra`fee); noun; 1) The study of the the confederacy and the origin of the KKK; 2) The study of tribes in Africa; 3) The statistical analysis of the number of deaths in "the hood" per day compared to where the crackers and honkeys live.
In AP History class we studied Geniggraphy and its uses.
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Get the Geniggraphy mug.1. One who has excelled so much at being geigh, that other geighs bow down and recognize their authority as the "Lourde of the Geighs".
Old English ancestor of gay lord.
Old English ancestor of gay lord.
"Why does Tom have to always be such a geigh lourde?"
"and then when they marry, they get wenches: they are generally geigh lourdes and cowards;" (William Shakespeare, King Henry IV part II, act IV scene V)
"and then when they marry, they get wenches: they are generally geigh lourdes and cowards;" (William Shakespeare, King Henry IV part II, act IV scene V)
by Joe9 April 25, 2006
Get the geigh lourde mug.Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate.
The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.
by rreza August 24, 2008
Get the The Gerg mug.When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.
Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.
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