Garth

A homosexual male who enjoys eating dead bugs for money.

Ewwww! I can't believe that Garth just ate a bug for $5!

by Encorist February 24, 2010

girthy

Not scrawny, like Kami

Most Americans are kind of girthy because they eat unhealthy food

by Bill E. Naire September 16, 2008

Garth

"An amazing person that will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin. He's a great friend to be around with, just make sure to break a computer to cheer him up. Garth will always be true to what he says, as you get closer to him, he is sweet, funny, cute, and loyal."

Garth: *kicks volleyball*

by turtles and rawrs July 27, 2016

Girthy

A cock that is considerably large in width

Dude have you seen Michelle Obama's cock? It's girthy

by Edgy headass June 2, 2018

garth vadering

The sexual sound of deep breathing while sucking a moose knuckle.

The garth vadering was louder than a sloth having an orgasm.

by #ViolentSex January 10, 2015

Garth Brooks

A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.

Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.

by aussie_trevor May 19, 2009

gurthy

Sexy, hot, slammin, and beautiful female. A very hot and nice lady. Juicy too.

That chick was gurthy. She looked like the one for me.

by Ian and Joey July 7, 2004