Garth brooks

The absolute best musician of any time period. The man is a lyrical genius. He has had countless number 1 hits. Unprecedented 13 platinum albums. And quite possibly the best live entertainer to walk the planet. And to all you haters you might not like him but there's a reason he's the number 1 selling solo artist of all time. And yes that does include the king Elvis Presley

king of country Garth brooks

by dkkong69 March 31, 2009

Garth'd

Proposing to a girl with an empty box and no ring

Yo did you hear about Julie's proposal, she got Garth'd!

by Soca C May 28, 2013

Garthy

A cough with a degree of phlegm, but not "phlegmy" per say. Can also be used in the context of saying something with a hoarse, sick-sounding voice.

"Since having this head cold, I've started sounding really garthy."

by NewLinguistic2k16 October 2, 2018

Garty

A gay man who tries to hide behind the image of being a simp. He kisses up to girls left and right and looks like the most incompetent flirt ever, but it is all fake. He is just trying to convince others that he likes females, when in reality he is to busy dreaming about having a penis in his butt. However, he knows that he is too ugly for any person, male or female, to ever like him, so he has settled for a life of fake simping and being gay.

Sam: Garty, stop simping up to Megan!

Garty: Only if you let me suck your dick

Sam: What

Garty: What

by ActuallyGOAT March 5, 2020

Garth Out

Verb; To bail on plans; To not follow through; to leave your friends hangin'; to be a bad friend; to impolitely cancel plans for no real reason.

"Hey, is Chris going to bring his halloween costume for you to borrow?"
"No, he's garthing out again."

"Dude, I'm so excited for our roadtrip this summer!"
"I think I might have to garth out, i don't really feel like it."
"Harsh, dude..."

by Xack November 2, 2009

Garth

is a funny, unique character, puts the G in gangster, or thug, has a big *ick to keep his pants from saggin, is part of the 3G'S a top secret service, well respected. Loves banging doggystyle. Likes rap, drum & bass, trance, kunt, azz, bj's , anal foreplay, gettin blown, garth is a mutha effin rockstar.

Oh my, garth your so huge!!

Cynthia: "Hey!!! whos that cute gay boy?"
Crystal: umm that would be Garth.
Cynthia: wow is he ever cute.
Crystal: yeah isn't he ever cute.
Cynthia: would you?
Crystal: ive already been there girl. Hes hung like a horse!!!

by kum*Star June 21, 2010

Garth

To excessively rage at something that shouldn't be raged at

"Oh no, he's going to do a Garth at that game again"

by Cameroon Baxter November 11, 2014