GardenerPlants

Another shock site that contains a large amount of mutilated Male Genitalia, Disease-Ridden Vaginas, and the occasional Baby.

Person 1: I have something you'll like to see
Person 2: What is it
Person 1: Type in Gardenerplants.com
Person 2: Oh my god. That is really fucking nasty.

by ShockSearcher November 17, 2010

Garker

Suburban homosexuals who claim to consume a large amount of cannabis, when they actually don’t.

Person 1: “Man that Dawson kid is really a garker, he smokes a lot of weed!”
Person 2: “Nah, he’s just a pussyboi.”

by psychedelicmonkey June 23, 2018

gardevoir

A pokemon known as a waifu due to its womanly appearance.

A: Why do you have a frikkin Gardevoir waifu pillow?
B: Nani!?

by ChickenLui November 4, 2018

a garden tool

A Hoe , A Bitch who is messing with other people men when she got her own

she Keeps messing with my man when she has her own, she’s such a garden tool.

by The defines March 11, 2018

Gardenfresh Bitch

A person who is tenderfooted, and new to the world. they are often inexperienced in many aspects of the world and completely oblivious to their surroundings

That Gardenfresh Bitch thinks he can beat me in halo, he couldnt even beat off his own tiny penis if he had tweezers.

by Gazzellis November 14, 2009

Garden ass

This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.

"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."

by 13th May 24, 2013

Gardening at night

The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.

The cops gave him a ticket because he was caught gardening at night over off Broad Street.

by Laertes513 February 17, 2015