Gake

a nickname used in reference to a person of the male gender who has absolutely no discernable goals, values, standards, or personal hygiene. A worthless person. Can also be used as a greeting for said person. (other forms include: "Ga-ga," "G-G-Gayo," or "G-G-G-Gake D-D-D-Downsyndrome!")

On springbreak, Gake fucked Shamu.

by praterman November 11, 2003

Gake

Gay and fake combined, derived from requent and popular comments made on video archive websites such as break.com, liveleak.com, etc.

That video was so bad it was Gake!

by 83Toni January 14, 2008

Gake

Put simply, a gay cake. More a cake family than any one particular cake, gake is colourful and moist, and leaves people talking about it long after the last crumb has been devoured.

Multicoloured sprinkles, mounds of creamy icing, and rainbow layers each more fabulous than the last? That is one hell of a gake!

by bonjimon November 22, 2011

Gake

Gaking or to gake is to partake in the act of masterbation while in the shower.

Past tence Gaked
Plural tence Gakers

As the man was getting ready for his date he decided to gake so he could hopefully postpone ejaculation while having sexual intercource with his girlfriend later that night.

by Sherogorath November 14, 2013

Gake

A gay man named Jake. Combines the words gay and Jake. A gake is often a best friend, who can equally love Brokeback Mountain and 300, and can quote lines from any movie. A gake is incredibly fun and an amazing dancer. Gakes are the best friends to have.

Look at that attractive stylish guy--he must be a gake.

by clytemenestra April 12, 2009

Gake

Not a great cake but more of a good cake.

Cassy, Im making a gake for once!

by oldfartjimmy November 22, 2018

Gake

Gake sic (Noun); Eldest son of the Hunt family.

Allow me to introduce the Hunt family; Gake, Pork, Sick and little Slack.

by Eugene Longporc January 08, 2017