Garfunkle Pub's

The state of a white man's pubic hair. A 70's look in the style of Art Garfunkle. Bushy White man afro... down below.

Wow, let's get out the clippers because the "joy of sex" book has nothing on you! Art called and he want's his pub's back - buzzzzzzzzzzz. Trim up those Garfunkle Pub's! Not a drinking PUB! but a Pube!

by Pamela N January 16, 2008

Garfunkel Lock

Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.

I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock

by musicalive February 14, 2012

garfunkly

When someone just smells or looks garfunkly

Hey! Have you noticed She is kinda garfunkly today?

by Cuckfollower69 August 13, 2017

Garfunkle

Something to say when some shit confuses you. When the confusion hits

“Brooo if you hit yourself and it hurts are you strong or are you weak??”
“GARFUNKLE!”

by Garfunkle Queen August 26, 2017

Garfunkler

A complete idiot, but a fun one to be around. A Garfunkler often makes a fool out of him/her self without knowing.

Yo dude, check out that guy running around without pants! What a Garfunkler!

by The_837 March 26, 2018

garfunkle

a replacement cuss word when you want to curse but there are children around

"ah garfunkle" the woman said trying to not use profanity around children

by ihateyougetoverit November 29, 2019

Garfunkel

When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb

Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.

Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by dinkelberries, puken January 17, 2020