Guilty cheese log

A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.

Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log

by Jeemfeezy June 12, 2018

Gay until proven guilty

It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is gay until evidence of being straight is presented. People who follow this philosophy don’t typically judge those who are found “guilty” because they know that everyone can’t be perfect.

Person 1: “Do you think Mike is gay?”

Person 2: “Well, gay until proven guilty! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”

by Mique Zee October 10, 2021

innocent until proven guilty

Nowaday its "guilty until proven innocent, then even if proven innocent still guilty"

Kobe raped a white girl. Kobes trial proved that he was innocent. It doesent matter we still think he's guilty!

by TornReality October 2, 2004

Guilty until alternate suspect principle

The idea that someone is guilty unless they can come up with another person who is either guilty or a strong suspect. The idea is usually based on an imprecise process of elimination.

Parent to child: Did you do it?
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.

by BillyBuggy March 17, 2011

i am very guilty

One of the worst feelings in the world. It could eat you alive. It could destroy you. Sometimes the only way to get over it is forgetting. But we never forget, Its popping your little sisters balloon by accident that she loved,

i am very guilty is guilt

by dfjisakakskladjasjdajko;slaslk September 17, 2017

not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes

The spare ten words uttered by a cornered and apparently overwhelmed ex-president on the day of his arraignment in New York City on April 4, 2023.

Now in a mode of self-protection, all DJT said was, “not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes,” and then the handful of weary yet diehard, red-capped supporters went home and wondered who and what they were supporting that day.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2023

Guilty

Guilty? I mean... Maybe if you deny women agency over there own mind and decisions.

Hym "Guilty? But wait... Ah! You think it too! That, women are dumb whores who are easily tricked or manipulated into doing things they shouldn't! See!? You'd HAVE TO to think he's guilty. He tells a story about defrauding a man out of $10,000 under the guise of getting to meet this woman in person... But that isn't a woman defrauding a man of her own volition...HE BrAiNwAsHeD HER! THAT'S THE STORY! THAT'S HIS CRIME! HE BrAiNwAsHeD WOMEN INTO DOING ONLY-FANS BEFORE IT WAS A THING! THAT'S WHAT HE'S GUILTY OF... But that's not ALL women. The True Scottsman wouldn't get BrAiNwAsHeD... Just the feeble-minded wittle gurls! His relationship with those women is reflective of the relationship between men and women at a broader level (and not an interpersonal one. I don't want to hear any of your 'buh muh wife not sloot!' Yes. Your wife sloot.). You see it? How men they don't want to fuck are footing the bill for both of them to live a life of luxury? See it? Hilarious!"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2023