goober 

a dork; someone who does something of dork manner

I forgot where i put my glasses, oops there on my head!!
you are such a goober!!!

goober by Missy June 13, 2004

goober 

1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.

2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.

3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.

Pass me some goobers!

Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!

My friend Eric is a total goober!

goober by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004

goober 

a austrailian man that enjoys sticking peaunuts up another mans behind

"hey u are a goober"

goober by Elisha_demonti August 4, 2007

Goober 

Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.

That Cormac lad calls himself Leej-dog, that absolute Goober.

Goober by absoledgebag November 23, 2011

goober 

What happened to my sister one day..often followed by a short sporadic jolt of the body a small snort and some drool, Also called dry sex or wimpy sex.

The mood was tense in the room with the TV flickering in the background...Larry lay fully clothed on Sam trying desperately to get her into the mood, failing this Larry desided to rub himself on Sam like a dog on heat, jolted then drooled then fell asleep...

SAM: "EWWWw did u just GOOBER on me???""

goober by korbo October 11, 2006

Goober 

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.

Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.

I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!

Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!

He just ate the garnish--what a goober!

That goober just pissed his pants!

Goober by thedzone September 23, 2009

Goober 

A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.

A male ballerina's goober was clearly visible beneath his tight dancing trousers.

Goober by Azureblue May 12, 2014