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gojos husband

a person who is married to gojo satoru
and usually lives in a small one story white house with a grey shingled roof with satoru gojo figurines
'this guy is totally gojos husband' said the teacher
by krunkatr0nic November 25, 2023
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Gojos

Person 1: Woah look at all those gojos!
Person 2: Cool
The gojos: YOWAIMO
by Your mom lol ez November 26, 2023
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Gojo Satoru

Hottest motherfucker to live on earth (but not even real)

White hair, eyes that Mappa put all their life savings on, and a 5ft cock (speaking from experience)

Gege hates Satoru Gojo. I don't know why but now we know why Satoru is now a kitkat.

God damn.
Your man: "Hi babe!"

You: "I wanna break up"

Your man: "What?! Why?!"

You: "I met someone better, his name is Gojo Satoru."

Your man: "Oh understandable."

You: "Bye"

Your man: "Bye"
by Hitorizzz_ February 26, 2024
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Satoru Gojo

A blind looking ahh old guy who has a homicide record for firing a purple ball at a homeless guy.
Person 1: Ayo did you see Satoru Gojo do that Hollow Purple?
Person 2: Bro he fucked up my house with that
Person 1: dang
by anonymous July 10, 2024
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Satoru gojo

"Yo did you see the new episode? Yeah i heard Satoru Gojo is coming back"
by x0xomu1 January 28, 2024
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gojo satoru kinnie

someone who uses humour to cope, confident asf, does not like to think about the future - or themselves for that matter- and makes everything a joke / is never serious in any situation. -basically meaning their life is a joke- majority of gojo kinnies are entp’s .
A “i hope we can be great friends!”
B “i hope aswell”
A “I forgot to mention, i myself is a gojo satoru kinnie aswell”
B -spits out water-
B “YOURE BEING DEFINED AS A GOJO KINNIE?? NAH GOODBYE ‘MY ONE AND ONLY’”
by ‘my one and only’ June 10, 2022
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Look it's Gojo

Yup. And Yuta probably and The Homelander and probably Omni-Man And Cid Kagenou and Kiyotaka Ayanokoji and possibly the guy from from Kingdom of Ruin and Negan and the Joker and Damian Wayne and Lucifer Morningstar... Yup... I'm a bunch of dudes...
Hym "I'm also the spirit of the lie/manipulation according to Jordan. Right? So, when you lie or manipulate you don't live your own life. You live the life of the spirit of the lie. So, I'm like a disembodied spirit too... I mean, I'm literally a demon that has possessed like a dozen people. Maybe even more, I don't know. I'm like a Baphomet. I also inevitably kill God."

Clearly a fan "Look it's Gojo!"

Hym "Yah! And a bunch of other dudes. Technically and literally the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Probably even better."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
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