Geoff

Geoff originates from the Greek mythological creature “ tenticalis “ meaning long wandering hands #Mrtickle
Everyone needs a Geoff in their life

OMG he’s going in for a Geoff on the dance floor

by Mrtickle123 October 20, 2023

lynn and geoff

When a player smashes a shot at the post on Rocket League, usually because a ball chasing team mate blocked what would've otherwise been a perfect shot

Scotty: He's hit the Lynn and Geoff!

Thornberry: Meeerrr, fuck's sake Chubba. Every time, EVERY TIME!

by Chubba1989 July 14, 2021

Geoff (Evil)

This Geoff however is another Geoff
this Geoff is pronounced joff

basically the opposite of a Geoff(jeff)

B1: guys he's evil watch out
B2: yea he's a Geoff but evil
B3: so a Geoff (Evil)?
B2: nonono, a "joff"

by Epnosary May 4, 2022

Geoff shift

A substantial length of time enjoying a leisure activity

We went fishing and put a geoff shift in

by Fishing 1 June 15, 2022

Handsome Geoff

See Geoffrey Four Fingers

I want me some Handsome Geoff, he got skills girl!

by Mt.Uranus October 10, 2016

Geoff Collins

A Government official who was the execution target of one Al Shizaba and his notorious terrorist gang. However other than that one specific occasion he is quite a bore, he may have poked Francesco Shontally in the eye that one time but he really isn't all that interesting.

That Geoff Collins guy is such a drag.

by DaMightyNose July 21, 2022

GEOFF.

Is an energetic funny guy with lots of friends but I don't know why coz he never answers his phone to any of them. His hopeless with his phone. His always loosing it unless his on the toilet. Thats where he must find it coz his always loosing it or leaving it somewhere. His easy on the eye. And always smells yummy. He has big muscles. And works to hard and burns himself out. Then sooks coz his sick. And blames it on the covid shots. But is a great provider for his family. He spends half his days on the toilet taking a shit and playing on his phone. Then complains thats his legs are numb, And thinks he smells like pot purry but more like something has crawled up his ass and died. He coughs when he cleans his ears. And always stands with his hands behind his back. He likes to fix things well most things except for laptops and phones, u can always find hundreds pulled apart and broken all over the place. When his in a good mood he bounces around like a little school boy. But get on the wrong side of him and you will know all about it.

Girl, "oh wow that guy's cute got big muscles and smells devine"

Friend" stay away from him his a weirdo that will pull ur phone apart on u thinking he will fix it. Then when ur stranded without a phone and cant comunicate with anyone he will pull a swifty and drown u with his ass stench after taking a shit and if ur lucky enough to escape that u can make fun of him but only from a distance coz his legs are to numb to chase u, but don't get caught coz u will regret it. they call him a geoff. "

by Cretin dispenser July 4, 2024