Future Forecast

What the hell? These people must think we are really stupid. Is there such a thing as yesterday forecast? Duuuh..

Next we will have the Future Forecast but first we will hear from....
Means that NEXT is not Next. Another word that does not mean anything.
Future forecasters will not be fired if they lie like a rug by a certain percentage.

by Gerry Attricks July 21, 2003

Future Present

A term which replaces the word "future" to imply that the future will one day be the present.

The future present exists and will come to pass.

by twohander June 4, 2017

Future US Army Soldier

Many will remember this as a quality vine hero, but to me I can only think of Claire.

"You just disrespected a future US army soldier"

by Ruggy June 27, 2020

Future Finance Supporter

A Future Finance Supporter (or FFS for short) is a classy way of saying a future sugar mommy/ sugar daddy. The term started getting traction in the meme culture and it is being used more and more.

Person 1: You should really start studying harder if you want to guarantee yourself a good future.
Person 2: I got myself a Future Finance Supporter, so I don't think I really need to.

by Thiccnical May 22, 2021

My future ex GF

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.

Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!

by samer_exodos June 27, 2016

back to the futured

When your future son goes back in time on a dangerous journey to get you to fuck out of your loser self so you dont't give your would-be family a shitty life with a shitty loser father

"He back to the futured me,ya,i don't think i will be on facebook anymore."

by sharc September 13, 2014

Way of the Future

The Way of the Future WOTF said three times or more consecutively suggests or implies insanity; a reference to Leonardo DiCaprio's role as Howard Hughes in Martin Scorsese's "The Aviator" (2004).

It's the way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future ...

by sublithic March 16, 2019