Fossil strip

To be a fat fossil/ weirdo.

Your a fossil strip.

by Fossil48 November 7, 2017

fossil bottom

an old, gay bottom that likes to get railed. often used to be considered a twink when younger. hole is loose and pliable.

Wow, what a gape! That old twink Brian has become a fossil bottom.

by bastardlybasic July 9, 2023

fossil record

Its like.. every fossil found by people. In the world :0

Paleontologist 1: Hey, we found a new fossil! Be careful not to break it!
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.

by soodledoodlepoodlemoodle May 16, 2022

fossil brain

you’re a dumbass

you’re a fossil brain

by bussybuttsayeee December 31, 2021

Fossil Whore

Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.

I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.

by Rozz May 25, 2018

Dancing Fossils

By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.

eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there

by King Yamayama January 31, 2025

Fossil

1) One really cool guy whom made fun of 401.
2) A dude who knows his PS!
3) a mad h4x0r in Cs:S

Fossil : Guys Next Week Epsoide 3 !!! YAY! w00t w00t!

by 401 March 31, 2005