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floss pride 

That feeling of high esteem in oneself after you have flossed your teeth. May last up to 6 hours.
Lincoln was smiling a lot today because of his floss pride. He normally just uses mouth wash after brushing.
floss pride by vezzzbahhhh May 18, 2018
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Floss one’s teeth 

Have oral sex with someone that has pubic hair
She flossed her teeth so many times last night, she had to get her stomach pumped. Floss one’s teeth for 25 dollars.

floss binge 

When you only floss seldom, so binge when you actually do it
I had a nice floss binge, last night--a very soothing gum massage!
floss binge by Doos Jarus May 24, 2021

Floss the cat 

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

Floss God 

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd
Floss God by Guapteament November 22, 2021

floss like water 

having good qualities, particularly pertaining to food
“damn, that new drink from the bar flosses like water!”

Did that burger floss like water?”
floss like water by Quandly December 25, 2022