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Fitsum

He is handsome, he has the best smile,he is intelegent he loves to joke with his friends and he is shy when he talks to girls
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by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Fitsessive Bitpulsive Disorder

A form of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder that involves constant checking of your Fit Bit and the constant creation of increasingly arbitrary exercise goals.
Let's just enjoy our walk without Fit Bit's input. Sometimes I think you have Fitsessive Bitpulsive Disorder!
by MatthewW March 27, 2015
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fitsplain

When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.
"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."

Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
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Fitsum

His a hot boy and his black/light skin he likes a man called Khalil.
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by Fitsum May 30, 2021
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Fitshit

*sees dude with nice face* what a FITSHIT!
by sophieface XD April 29, 2009
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fitsta skank

An Instagram woman who is into physical fitness and also does not consider typically classy clothing etiquette. A fitsta skank will post any type of fitness or strength training/ or self-proclaimed progress photo typically half nude butt or artificial breast photos typically to satisfy one's desperate need for attention or credit for their muscle "gains". A fitsta skank may also be a woman who posts half naked photos to display their intense narcissism and overconfidence with lack of care for what is classy and what is not or whether their mother may see their very questionable poses all in an effort for compliments or to find "Instagram stardom" in the least of respectable ways.
Oh my god you guys, Kevin's new girlfriend Betty is such a fitsta skank!
by Smoofcee May 13, 2016
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fitsexual

a person who is only attracted to people that are under 110 pounds.
Tyler's a fitsexual... he only likes Amanda and Bob because they look like they have only eaten a piece of lettuce their entire life.
by child_360 June 23, 2023
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