Detroit fire drill

Derived from the Chinese fire drill, a Detroit fire drill is a car jacking.

"Hey let's get out of here, those guys look like they want to do a Detroit fire drill.

by Millimatter May 30, 2021

South Dakota Fire Drill

A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.

"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"

by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024