Fendom

A religion thought to be created in China by Peter tosin akintunde, The goddesses enslave the males in what is a world of female domination

The fendom goddesses were created by Peter Tosin Akintunde

by Tosinaskedmetodothis December 19, 2018

femtobrain

1) Derived from the prefix femto, which means ten to the minus fifteen.

2)Stupid; very, very stupid

3)Extremely gullible.

3)Mentally retarded.

The femtobrain spent his rent money on a fortune teller.

by ad-92129 September 6, 2011

Mark Felton

A British historian that also controls a fairly popular history YouTube channel called 'Mark Felton Productions'. He likes to cover obscure, yet interesting historical events. Some history geeks get compared to him.

"You sound more like Mark Felton every day!"

by Dumb Historian May 28, 2020

Felton

What you call the coolest person in the wizorld.

Gaylord sniffs cheez wiz so therefore he is a Felton.

by Felton Sheehy October 20, 2003

feeto

<Several>
1. Used to describe someone or something (or group of things or people) that are unlikeable, ugly or just plain stupid.

2. Used to describe someones traits/appearance (mostly to insult them).

3. Used to address someone or a group of people.
-nb. It is common to refer to mates as feet or feetos, this is not used as an insult

1. That guy is a feeto, so are all his mates, they are feeto as.

2. Check out his sunnies, they are so feeto (meaning they suck).

3a). Hey feet whats up? (like saying "hey dude whats up?")
3b). Hey feetos how u guys been? ("hey dudes how u guys been?")

by Tha Winch Crew April 17, 2008

febtoberfest

1. A celebration typically centering on the mighty Badger, or Axolotl and involves a cornucopia of merriment and sacred druidic rituals. Alcohol, combined with self gathered psychotropic herbs are consumed under a full moon; the participants proceed to swing leather and burlap sacks of cats over their heads while dervishing furiously, often knocking into each other. Anthropologists believe the dance was developed in times of great boredom and hardship, to relieve sexual tension and keep the earth rotating on its axis. The swirling of the cat sachels warded off the Norse death goddess, Nehalenna, and sustained the electromagnetic energy fields that attracted the winds that blew through yggdrasil (the cosmic tree of life) keeping the earth rotating on its axis. The cats would be released simultaneously, and the resulting static energy caused birds to fall dead from their branches, and owls to howl like sirens. These indo-european precursors to the Vikings would then begin their military campaign, beginning the morning after for another 8 months, until it was time for the Autum Febtoberfest-fest. Globally, this festivity has survived and evolved into various traditions including, but not limited to: National Sleepy Day in Finland, Guy Fawkes Day, Black Mass, Ronald Reagan's Birthday, Christmas, Bohdi Day, and Jazz Funerals.

"FEBTOBERFEST is uber awesome, let's go to the pet store!"
"Alright! Once we have the cats, we'll get the burlap sacks at the home depot."
"Perfect."

by Monsieur Goose December 4, 2007

Fenton Boots

Knee high hooker boots that are worn by old people

Wow Joe, your mom in those Fenton Boots was hot.

by Jeff Wallace February 7, 2005