Fisted

To be drunk beyond recognition.

Austin: I am fucking fisted

Nick: I've been fisted for the last 3 hours

by Mr Monkey 155 October 31, 2021

fisted

experiencing a major inconvenience

“I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”

by tara carter July 25, 2022

Feistel-Butt

Someone who is really, REALLY terrible a video games.

Bro, Chris is so bad at Fortnite. He is such a Feistel-Butt.

by catsarefat February 11, 2024

Fiested

When you get so undeniably hard in an uncomfortable situation.

I was fiested at my grandma's funeral and couldn't stand up without doing a Pocket Shuffle

by Luvtooty April 2, 2024

double fisted corn hole

a really distubing move of sexual manors, were someone shoves both of their fists in a butt crack or vagina ( this move can be done on men and women ).

kate wanted me to do a double fisted corn hole last night so i decided why not. I dont understand how both fists could fit up there.

by orangejuice master October 21, 2009

fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.

my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.

by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011

Stumble Fisted

Out drinking, a little past a legal limit, stumbling with two drinks, one in each hand.

I was out with My girl the other night and she had so many people buying her drinks she was Stumble Fisted.

by Red & Kiki February 20, 2012