First Love

The one that you first truely have feelings for. One person that you will never forget, their love will leave an imprint on your heart which will be there forever. At the moment you dont care that you will eventually lose them after a break up because that emotion is amazing. Falling in love was the best thing that has ever happened to me, but now that its gone I feel hopeless. Your first love will be one who will be the hardest to get over, the one that can still make you smile even when your having the worst day ever, and the one who after breaking you, you'll still love them. Your first love never leaves.

He was my first love and now we are over but I still love him.

by heeeeeart you February 15, 2009

First girlfriend syndrome

when a guy loses all contact with his friends to spend time with his first girlfriend, which will inevitably end with him dumped and without friends

"hey man when was the last time you saw tom?"

"months ago, he has really bad first girlfriend syndrome"

by kvn23 April 21, 2010

Wee [insert first name]

A small person named insert first name.

Example 1

Person 1: Wee insert first name Frank was so small...

Crowd: How small was he?

Person 1: He was so small, that when he had to take a piss in a urinal that extended to the floor, he needed a stool!

Example 2

Wee Frank is hella short.

by Jay Knockers February 7, 2009

Kyle Forster

A boy that can be incredibly smart, yet one of the most stupid people ever! Gets the best luck sometimes. They are also very funny, and have lots of friends.

i wish i was Kyle Forster

Funny Smart

by Connor Phlanges. October 18, 2010

First Class Wanker

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) that acts like a complete asshole most of the time. The king of all wankers who may or may not have a wealthy background.

Kyle: "It's unbelievable, Trevor does not stop complaining about everything all the time!"
Logan: "I know, he really is a First Class Wanker!"

by The Real Mrs B June 6, 2010

First world Hungry

When you have a fridge and pantry full of lots of good food but won't eat anything normal because you crave junk food.

Girl 1: I'm soooooo hungryyyy! I need foooood.
Girl 2: Seriously? Your house has enough food to feed a tribe of Eskimos for 3 weeks.

Girl 1: I want chiiiiiips!
Girl 2: Oh, you're first world hungry.

by Schismic June 30, 2014

foostikae

Licking a man near his pee hole.

I foostikae steven last night.

by Yourmamagirl February 17, 2017