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fapital

(noun) on websites such as 4chan, when someone launches a thread, OP must dump images to bribe anons into responding/bumping. Usually this is in the form of porn.
OP-hey shoopfags, gimme secret torrents/ brazzer passwords.
-tits or gtfo
-didsomeonesayspidermanthread.jpg
-OP is nigger faggot
-SAUCE!!!
-contribootin mah private fapital
*OP delivers*
by pimpmastahanhduece December 13, 2012
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fapicture

A photograph - anywhere in the spectrum from a facebook post to graphic pornography - that inspires immediate and vigorous masturbation.
The facebook pics from her Mexican vacation showcased her hard work to achieve a beach body and the subtle bikini camel-toe shots are some of the best fapictures I've ever seen. Yes, she's my friend, but those fapictures will have me beating my poor stupid cock like I caught him stealing. She has defined a new inspiration for masturbation.
by tommyludd March 18, 2014
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fapinion

An opinion piece in which grandiose arguments rely on exaggerated facts often poorly researched or misunderstood by the author and targeted toward people with like opinions and poor critical thinking skills. Fapinion pieces can be recognized by their viral spread and inability to withstand expert scrutiny. They are a favorite of fanboys engaging in mental masturbation inside their clique (eg: fapping).
An 8 year farm student designed a next generation battery technology that will take the world by storm according to the latest Time fapinion.
by librafate July 11, 2019
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sandous flapiolis

Scientific meaning for rock in the shoot wich is a bastardiazation of sand in the vagina.
Mike is pisses off because he has sand in the vagina.
by Mike Smith October 2, 2004
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fapitalism

A political/social movement that disguises its realistic approach to altruism through humor. Also know as the "Hands on Party".
Q: Why is the world slowly becoming a better place?

A: More people are embracing fapitalism.
by cynical abe March 29, 2012
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Fraping

To hijack someones facebook profile and edit their status or info.
John - "mick have you seen Andys facebook status? apparently he loves cocks?

Mick - "John.... you been fraping Andy again?

John - "...... yup"
by Big Dawg50 October 3, 2011
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Faping

Having a good day
Yesterday sucked but now I am faping.
by MuskMaster5000 September 26, 2019
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