FAMAS Noob

(n.) A person who, when playing the popular video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 online, consistently wishes the use the French burst-fire assault rifle, the FAMAS. Typically known as a noob as the FAMAS is the first assault rifle available and is extremely accurate and powerful, therefore forever annoying opponent players.

"Urrgghhh!!! How the hell did he get me!? I had a SPAS-12!!! Urgh, FAMAS noob!!!!" *shakes fist*

by Standamanisdabest March 5, 2010

famfi

Fat Ass Mother Fucking Idiot

A way to insult someone in a way that sounds cute. Commonly used when you don't want that person to know he/she is being insulted.

Hey Famfi, how's it going?

by Peyo October 29, 2006

Blue Falafel

An anal abnormality caused by severe beatings and poundings in the anal hole causing feces and blood to appear while bruising happens and the anal skin turns into a waffle-like texture. Falafel is a Middle Eastern dish made up of ground chickpeas and it is brown and color with red tomatoes often in it. Therefore the end result of the anal beating causes it to "waffle up" and look like a falafel sandwich. Also, it sounds like its vaginal counterpart "Blue Waffle". This definition was introduced by the great philosopher Nas.

Naseer gave that a chick a Blue Falafel.

by Nasty Nas the Philosopher August 17, 2010

Falafel

A little bit of "shut the fuck up"
Wrapped in "get in the fuck out"

Annoying Person: Hey whats a falafel?

Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.

by SoPM February 24, 2012

falafel blumpkin

A person of jewish origin enjoying a blumpkin whilst reading reading a copy of the economist.

"Oi gavalt, last week I got this amazing falafel blumpkin from your mother"

by Urban Dictionary September 7, 2007

famazing

contraction for fucking amazing. very efficient way of expressing awe to the nth degree.

How was your weekend with Maureen?

I can't adequately describe how great it was. It was absolutely famazing

by lewne August 25, 2009

famalticating

(verb) Setting a goal for the day but impulsively doing other things before reaching that goal.

Friend 1: Ugh there is nothing to do today. Why don't we go famalticating.

friend 2: Ok lets go get pizza

(On the way....)

Friend 1: Wow its that chick we haven't seen in years. Lets go say HI!

by SkelatorSisco January 2, 2010