break even

Make neither profit nor loss

gonna sell my car, not expecting much from it...
but at least the deal should break even.

by Rj Derby March 21, 2009

Don't get mad, get even.

This is term most commonly used as a statement urging someone to get revenge. It is often used when one is feeling especially vengeful for this certain wrong.

Gandalf: Gimli just broke into my house and ate all of my cupcakes, you know, the ones with the little hearts.

Bilbo: Oh?

Gandalf: And he shaved my beard, i'm really mad.

Bilbo: Don't get mad, get even.

by SpandexMaster January 10, 2014

I ain't even mad

Seriously, I ain't.

Slug and Eyedea kick ridiculous freestyles and I ain't even mad.

by jesusjuicejones. October 14, 2009

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

by el aficionado October 30, 2013

even a steer can try

Steers are castrated bulls. They sometimes try to sexually mount other cattle, even though they don't have what it takes to make anything happen. (This is much more a rural dictionary than urban dictionary item, because it only makes sense if you've actually seen it happen.)

You gave up? Man, don't you know that even a steer can try?

by westfalr August 5, 2009

They even called me sir

When you are treated with absolute top notch/above and beyond level of service or hospitality. Implying that your treatment was so good and the cherry on top was being called sir.

They gave me their best table and a round of free drinks, they even called me sir !

by Tigerland19 October 20, 2022

It's not even minty!

An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.

Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"

by Xav3ngedX August 9, 2012