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Flat-Earth Filter

The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.
Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.
by YAWA February 19, 2018
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earth chan

The portrayal of the earth as a cute anime girl to help pollution problems and to induce recycling. Its working. Everybody has their own personal earth chan "gf" some might say, that reflects what others call their carbon footprint. If you recycle and care about the environment, your earth chan feels affectionate towards you and likes being your gf, if you dont recycle and dont care about the environment, your earth chan gets sick and gets raped by "pollution".
We need to save earth chan by recycling!

Dude my earth chan is healthy and we cuddle like, all the time.
by Mango devil December 21, 2017
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earth mama

a female who embodies the 'yin' energy. She is nurturing, kind, gentle, loving, and soulful--often going with a more natural earthy look rather than a glam one.

Also can describe a hippie chick but earth mamas are not necessarily hippies.
by kayla December 4, 2003
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down to earth

Even if a planet can be named after you, you should always remain down to earth.
by Potsiso_M August 18, 2016
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Flat Earther

The Flat Earth Society is the group with the lowest scoring IQ. With an average IQ of 10 they are more retarded than any other humans. Flat Earthers live in their moms basement together with their laptop that they stole from the World Trade Center before it collapsed (They are also the reason why 9/11 happened).
Flat Earther: The Earth is flat!
Not retarded person: No it isn't :explains why the earth isn't flat with real scientific proof:.
Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist :talks about shit that dosen't make sense:.
Not retarded person: i give up.
by polsgfpothgmhfglhtohpfogkpfgol October 15, 2019
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Earth Angel

Religious or not, someone who often unexpectedly becomes a source of inspiration and support at a time when you need it most.
Someone suffering seemingly endless grief feels unexpectedly comforted by the sympathetic acts, presence, or encouragement of another, the "earth angel."
by MadDogTV February 8, 2010
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earthgasm

Orgasms experienced by ecosexuals.

When ecosexuals, or those into combining their love of environment with erotica, reach climax. Does not have to be through coitus, can be experienced in natural places after experiencing how amazing the natural world is. I.E after a great day in an old-growth forest, a national park and other places largely left alone by human hands.
"Doing it with a hippy gave me an earthgasm!"

"Wow, I think I just experienced an earthgasm!"
by Alvhuxly November 22, 2010
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