Academic Donkey

A person who takes care of a girl and does everything for her in school such as Assignments, projects and also buys her food but doesn't benefit from it...

That guy does everything that girl wants and she doesn't seem to love him, I think he is her Academic Donkey

by @Abbakrr March 1, 2019

Sports Donkey

Someone that likes sports too much. Probably single and will have a gambling problem.

Barry's a Sports Donkey Nancy...do NOT go out with him again. He'll ruin your life.

by Lochlin Cross May 22, 2020

humpbacked swamp donkey

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety

"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"

by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008

kiss a donkey

cure for bad breath; cure for dental problems

In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 9, 2022

Get dunked

An insult said to nooblords you have killed in a video game

Nooblord: "dude you are pro as heck"

Master Yi :"get dunked"

by Dunkmaster August 9, 2012

dukeypot

An annoying person who does not appeal to you.

God, he's such a dukeypot!

by Krispy123 May 31, 2010

Donkey in the Spring

When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.

Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.

by slyest January 19, 2012