A guy who acts in an obnoxious manner towards women or people in general.
Another term for douchebag, as well as a play on the name Strawberry Shortcake.
Another term for douchebag, as well as a play on the name Strawberry Shortcake.
"That guy at the bar was being so annoying."
"Yeah, I saw him. He's a regular Strawberry Douchecake."
"Yeah, I saw him. He's a regular Strawberry Douchecake."
by sarabellum84 July 12, 2014
Get the Strawberry Douchecake mug.A complete pussy, aka a girly ass bitch, who is so stupid that being a complete douche does not suffice. A pussy douchefuck is the lowest possible insult, because the individual being insulted is not only stupid, but also incompetent, ignorant, arrogant, and has no possible manhood in tact.
"Hey man, wanna go out for some drinks?"
"No, the bachelor is on, and my girlfriend won't let me."
"Wow... you are a pussy douchefuck."
"No, the bachelor is on, and my girlfriend won't let me."
"Wow... you are a pussy douchefuck."
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by Bgd Mice December 29, 2007
Get the DoucheFuck mug.a double negative term consisting of douche and face. Used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with AIDS. If used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. If comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to hell. To prevent this start using the term doucherocket.
by sniggerrig May 17, 2006
Get the doucheface mug.Noun. A combination of the words: Douchebag, and Starbucks.
One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.
Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.
One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.
Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.
Douchbuck, singular:
"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."
Douchebuck, plural:
"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."
"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."
Douchebuck, plural:
"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."
by N. Adamson January 23, 2009
Get the Douchebuck mug.(Noun) One who is not a douchewhole; a person who has not attained a state of douchewholeness or its spiritual counterpart, doucheholiness; that is, the state of being merged or one with Almighty Douchegod, whose Wholly Doucheword and only begotten son, Douchechrist is prophecied to return from the Doucheheavens in a Douche-ocolypse of divine Douchejudgment. It says so right here in the pages of this Douchebook.
A: "Honey, where's the Douchebook? I need to say my doucheprayers."
B: "Mm, someone sounds guilty that he was a douchehalf, and didn't go to Douchemass last week."
A: "What a fine Douchechristian wife I married. Honey, I'm going to go around irrelevantly telling total strangers to 'have a doucheblessed day' all the time, just 'cause I feel so doucheblessed to be your douchehusband. Praise Douchegod!"
B: "Mm, someone sounds guilty that he was a douchehalf, and didn't go to Douchemass last week."
A: "What a fine Douchechristian wife I married. Honey, I'm going to go around irrelevantly telling total strangers to 'have a doucheblessed day' all the time, just 'cause I feel so doucheblessed to be your douchehusband. Praise Douchegod!"
by ignorethesefourwords November 13, 2012
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