Distractatron

A distractatron is a person (usually female) who is incredibly distracting through excessive attractiveness and/or a high sex drive. Being around one means you are unlikely to get anything else done.

This is not always a bad thing.

"Man, that girl is so dimply, she is a total distractatron, I can't concentrate on my work"

by cornishman123 March 10, 2010

Distraction Apple Bum

A hungry homeless person that runs up to steal the apple after someone uses an distraction apple.

Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!

Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*

by IIMikII January 8, 2011

Distractivated

Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
A word you say when you want to sound smart and don't know what to say

Tommy was so Distractivated at the burger place, he made new fries recipe.

by Random.dots.in.mypseudomym December 5, 2017

Obvious Distraction

An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.

Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.

Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).

Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!

Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)

Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.

by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010

distraction

What the right wing media does with their left hand, so that you don't notice them reducing your wages, benefits, retirement and rights to privacy, organization and human treatment by your employer and government with the other hand. Seeright wing paranoid wackosouthern redneck

They're going to take your guns!!!!! What do you mean they gave the corporations individual rights without having to pay individual income tax?

Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.

by Duke Mt. one January 19, 2011

Distractivated

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

While lurking in the LUCI.org Hangout, one of the Linux aficionado's, Distractivated me to the point that I now have my Youtube degree in all things IBM Model M clicker keyboards.

by Wolga October 11, 2017

weapons of mass distraction

This definition on Urban Dictionary which you just wasted precious seconds of your life reading

Get Trolled noob.
(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)

by SubconsciousDeviant March 30, 2022