A lightweight sounding but serious mental illness that consumes some people to the point of living for that single day of the year when Punxsutawney Phil emerges from his hidden place; what’s worse is the full picture of obsessive preparation often leading to ruinous financial consequences and severe social isolation that sometimes accompanies this devastating disorder.
Somehow I never suspected that my brother was suffering from Groundhog Day Disorder, but when we found out, it all came together and answered so many previously unanswered questions.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019
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Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020
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A mental illness characterized by sudden flashbacks of highly disturbing exchanges that occurred between yourself and a toxic “ex” whom you cannot help but think of as an insufferable asshole.
Of course there are some very specific triggers that can and do cause me to realize I suffer with some degree of Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021
Get the Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder mug.An insidious and disturbing psychological disorder with onset after an especially protracted visit to Disneyland which causes the sufferer to believe that everything that’s happening in their life, long after leaving the Happiest Place on Earth, is actually part of a ride or an attraction which results in the person having a permanently surreal perspective that leads to emotional numbness, depersonalization and high risk behavior.
As he headed for the cliffside running as fast as he could push himself, I realized way too late that he was engulfed in a full-blown state of Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder and that it was highly unlikely he would live through the upcoming 250 foot drop onto the rocks below!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021
Get the Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder mug.Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder (PAUD) is a disease that can accure after prolonged exposure to content involving the popular 2018 video game "Among Us".
About 30% of people that have been in contact with memes or videos from this game get this disease.
Victims of this disease have traumatic flashbacks everytime they hear one of these phrases:
"Among Us", "Suspicious", "Sus", "Sussy", "Amongus"
In extremely severe cases even hearing "Us" is enough to elicit a response.
After hearing one of these phrases the patient can sometimes get emotionally unstable, go insane, mumble said phrase multiple times, or sometimes in extreme cases, even experience a stroke.
There is currently no cure for this disorder and therapeutic treatment has little to no effect.
About 30% of people that have been in contact with memes or videos from this game get this disease.
Victims of this disease have traumatic flashbacks everytime they hear one of these phrases:
"Among Us", "Suspicious", "Sus", "Sussy", "Amongus"
In extremely severe cases even hearing "Us" is enough to elicit a response.
After hearing one of these phrases the patient can sometimes get emotionally unstable, go insane, mumble said phrase multiple times, or sometimes in extreme cases, even experience a stroke.
There is currently no cure for this disorder and therapeutic treatment has little to no effect.
we have to decide this matter among us.
you are looking kind of suspicious.
you have Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder too? that's kinda sus.
(extreme example that causes severe symptoms)
when the impostor is sus.
you are looking kind of suspicious.
you have Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder too? that's kinda sus.
(extreme example that causes severe symptoms)
when the impostor is sus.
by Among Us Mental Patient June 2, 2021
Get the Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder mug.Definately NOT to be confused with someone who is Asocial. AsPD is a Personality Disorder characterised by behaviour which is deemed anti-social such as wreckless driving, superficial charm, pathological lying, criminal versatility, sexual promiscuity and much more.
AsPD is the most difficult personality disorder to treat as it effects people on both a psychological and genetic level.
AsPD is the most difficult personality disorder to treat as it effects people on both a psychological and genetic level.
by Sociowrath June 21, 2013
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A fucking bitch of a disorder that ruins your life and relationships 🥲👍.
NB: everyone has different eating disorder experiences. You don't have to be really skinny or overweight to have n eating disorder.
A fucking bitch of a disorder that ruins your life and relationships 🥲👍.
NB: everyone has different eating disorder experiences. You don't have to be really skinny or overweight to have n eating disorder.
Friend: hey wanna go and eat something
Me: I am not hungry right now.
Friend: But you didn't eat breakfast
Me: *intense sweating*
Friend: Do you have an eating disorder?
Me: I am not hungry right now.
Friend: But you didn't eat breakfast
Me: *intense sweating*
Friend: Do you have an eating disorder?
by CryingOnTheCeiling March 6, 2021
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