The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.
"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."
"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"
"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"
by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012
Get the Dickhands mug.An Australian (yes Australian, not British) word that is used to describe a person who is rude and obnoxious.Most dick heads think that they are clever when they are far from it.
People who mistake Australian things for British things are complete Dickheads.
Saying "you are a Dickhead" is an example of being a Dickhead.
Saying "you are a Dickhead" is an example of being a Dickhead.
by Marquis forneus October 3, 2013
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Someone who is always looking up words on urban dictionary to use in everyday life. They are addicted or obsessed with the site. They use the words so much they become annoying and no one wants to talk to them.
Guy 1:Yo you think that girl is a cunty slut.
Guy 2: Don't know what it means
Guy 1: You should look it up on urban dictionary then
Guy 2: You're an urban dichead
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Don't know what it means
Guy 1: You should look it up on urban dictionary then
Guy 2: You're an urban dichead
Guy 1: What's that?
by FLIGGY April 12, 2009
Get the urban dichead mug.a person who thinks they are right all of the time despite actual correct facts which can contradict their beliefs they stand proud and believe/yell that they are right, they try to be the bigger man to smaller/skinnier kids/people; they tend to try and make fun of people who won't "fight back"
Oh man he was such a Dickhead to me I told him that the way you do the problem is this way and he said to me...NO IT'S THIS WAY! YOU FAGGOT! shut up!
by Jer-Hey!!! June 16, 2010
Get the Dickhead mug.A person whose mother was a slut. The term dickhead is used because when the baby was in their mother and she was having sex, dicks would poke the baby in the head. Dickheads tend to have butt chins because the babies soft jawbone was getting poked by dicks which in turn left an indent.
Hey bro you better not fuck that girl, you don't want your son to be a dickhead.
Damn! Dicks must have been all up in that baby's face. Poor kids a dickhead.
Damn! Dicks must have been all up in that baby's face. Poor kids a dickhead.
by BMF Daddy October 15, 2011
Get the Dickhead mug.Referred to some girls at our school who believe they are better than us because they have boyfriends and ugly faces.
People that Arnt dickheads normally have names such as Eb and steph
People that Arnt dickheads normally have names such as Eb and steph
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