Software engineering is the application of science
to consistently produce software based systems
that are acceptable against the needed criteria
(reliability, maintainability, security, safety,
efficiency, usability) in a cost effective way.
to consistently produce software based systems
that are acceptable against the needed criteria
(reliability, maintainability, security, safety,
efficiency, usability) in a cost effective way.
by Matt Sharpe February 5, 2004
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2. strapping multiple matresses to the top of a car (usually an Astro minivan)
2. strapping multiple matresses to the top of a car (usually an Astro minivan)
They must have hired a mexican engineer to fix that roof.
I have never seen that kind of mexican engineering!
I have never seen that kind of mexican engineering!
by weazulitis October 20, 2006
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A course at the college/university that f***ed you up with binaries, hexadecimals, ASCII and some sh*t, not that “hackerboy” stuff. Mostly people will ask you if you know how to repair a laptop.
Require a blunt everytime finishing an assignment.
Require a blunt everytime finishing an assignment.
by guessmybinary December 20, 2018
Get the Computer Engineering mug.The process which interested parties utilize governing functions to steer the course of the human condition.
The religious sects are blocking gay marriage through the federal government to penalize homosexuals. Marriage is being used as a Social Engineering tool to create a heterosexual society.
Teachers and Professors are largely liberal, Socially Engineering the thought process of young individuals through schools which are the governing function related to training the youth.
Today's inner city slums are largely the work of zoning laws passed by segregationists working at the local and state government level. Those institutions were used to socially engineer neighborhoods in a clean and comfortable environment for one group of individuals and a living space zoned alongside industrial centers and other hazards for another group of individuals.
Teachers and Professors are largely liberal, Socially Engineering the thought process of young individuals through schools which are the governing function related to training the youth.
Today's inner city slums are largely the work of zoning laws passed by segregationists working at the local and state government level. Those institutions were used to socially engineer neighborhoods in a clean and comfortable environment for one group of individuals and a living space zoned alongside industrial centers and other hazards for another group of individuals.
by handle is handle June 11, 2015
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When used in isolation sometimes referred to as a nigger rig.
When an individual believes his way of repairing is the best way, yet his repair will certainly fails within weeks due to the quality and use of improper equipment.
When used in isolation sometimes referred to as a nigger rig.
When an individual believes his way of repairing is the best way, yet his repair will certainly fails within weeks due to the quality and use of improper equipment.
by barney_phife September 25, 2009
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by mactel March 12, 2017
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Hey look at chad over there!
What? You mean his pink lacoste polo and snapback?
Did you hear he's majoring in petroleum engineering?
Look at him trying to pick up that chick with his acceptance letter to Colorado School of Mines.
Hah I give him 9 weeks before he drops
What? You mean his pink lacoste polo and snapback?
Did you hear he's majoring in petroleum engineering?
Look at him trying to pick up that chick with his acceptance letter to Colorado School of Mines.
Hah I give him 9 weeks before he drops
by MacandoMcFly October 23, 2013
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