Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020

Dad

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

by Echothememedude February 10, 2018

Dad

Someone who leaves you before you're born.

Me: my dad is gone.

by DadIsGone November 15, 2018

Dad

Who what where?

Dad is gone

by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021

Dad

A male parent
Will always be there for you to toughen you up and support you. Loves you no matter what, even if you can't realize that yet.

person 1: Can i go to your house tonight?
person 2: I'll have to check with my dad to see if that's ok.

by camel-was-here February 4, 2021

Dad

A word used to describe a male parental figure. Commonly they will have a job and are required to take care of you until at least 18. A lot of times a Dad will be busy and makes very unfunny jokes.

Example : Hey dad I'm back!

by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022

Dad

Someone who will come back with the milk after you become a famous footballer.

Dad: im going to go get some milk

69 years and 420 days later: AIGHT ARE YOU FAMOUS

by Clamingo January 7, 2021