The gay equivalent to the straight horse girl, a Disney gay is an emotionally unstable queer man who conceals his vast insecurities with an unhealthy obsession with Disney films and extended Disney IP like Marvel superheroes, theme parks, and Star Wars. He’s socially awkward, obsessive, and pining. He will eventually fully let himself go at 35 to withdraw into his fantasy world.
Man 1: It says here on his Grindr profile he’s into “themed entertainment”
Man 2: That’s a Disney gay that doesn’t want to admit it. Run, don’t walk
Man 2: That’s a Disney gay that doesn’t want to admit it. Run, don’t walk
by MuscleBearButchQueen June 06, 2021
Slang term for Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. The name stems from the pirate on the bottle. Pirates of the Caribbean is a Disney trademark and amateurs drink Disney Rum because they don't know any better.
Brandon: Why don't you drink Rum and Cokes like me? Only pansies drink beer....
Kyle: So drinking sugar water and Disney Rum makes you a man?
Brandon: Shut up.
Kyle: Is that Jack Sparrow or Johnny Depp on the bottle?
Brandon: I hate you.
Kyle: So drinking sugar water and Disney Rum makes you a man?
Brandon: Shut up.
Kyle: Is that Jack Sparrow or Johnny Depp on the bottle?
Brandon: I hate you.
by Kas619 October 21, 2007
Disney Syndrome takes its name from, you guessed it, Disney. It covers the range of beliefs children have been taught from Disney movies. These children grow up believing these movies to be right and are often disillusioned in adulthood even when shown evidence that life isn't a Disney cartoon.
For example, the idea that little girls will find the knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet (ie, that perfection in a partner exists), or the belief that wild animals are all cuddly and nice (ie, that bears won't maul you for petting their cub), or that someone will take care of things for them when they are at their lowest are all symptoms of Disney Syndrome
For example, the idea that little girls will find the knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet (ie, that perfection in a partner exists), or the belief that wild animals are all cuddly and nice (ie, that bears won't maul you for petting their cub), or that someone will take care of things for them when they are at their lowest are all symptoms of Disney Syndrome
My little girl is hoping a handsome, intelligent and rich man will marry her and live in their castle... I don't have the heart to tell her she suffers from Disney Syndrome.
by Clockmaker May 13, 2013
A father who doesn't have physical custody of his child. So, to compensate for this, he makes the visitation times with his child all about fun. The child's homework isn't done, there isn't a set bedtime and the child stays up late, the child watches all kinds of inappropriate movies/tv/video games. The father is more like a "friend" that's a bad influence than a parent.
This type of father chooses to live far away enough from his child so he has an "excuse" not to participate in school and extra-curricular activities, unless he wants to.
He will also dictate to the custodial parent on how to raise his child but rarely offers to help in the rearing in any manner.
This type of father chooses to live far away enough from his child so he has an "excuse" not to participate in school and extra-curricular activities, unless he wants to.
He will also dictate to the custodial parent on how to raise his child but rarely offers to help in the rearing in any manner.
Scene: Disney Dad is returning child to custodial parent on a Sunday Morning.
The child spent all weekend at dad's "playing" and comes home to his custodial parent with a backpack full of homework.
The "Disney Dad" then tells the other parent that he thinks the child should go to a charter school. He doesn't offer the other parent a means of getting the child there but wants to dictate to the custodial parent to make himself feel superior.
"Disney Dad" purposely lives far away enough from the custodial parent and his child that he has an excuse that he can't help out with school activities, extra-curricular activities, sports, etc. The child suffers because of his selfishness and unwillingness to put his child's needs first.
The child then spends the remainder of the day with the custodial parent doing his homework.
The child spent all weekend at dad's "playing" and comes home to his custodial parent with a backpack full of homework.
The "Disney Dad" then tells the other parent that he thinks the child should go to a charter school. He doesn't offer the other parent a means of getting the child there but wants to dictate to the custodial parent to make himself feel superior.
"Disney Dad" purposely lives far away enough from the custodial parent and his child that he has an excuse that he can't help out with school activities, extra-curricular activities, sports, etc. The child suffers because of his selfishness and unwillingness to put his child's needs first.
The child then spends the remainder of the day with the custodial parent doing his homework.
by ChrisMar September 23, 2012
A form of environmentalism, based entirely on emotions, instead of science. Jumping to emotional conclusions, without even trying to understand the science behind what's going on. If your view of nature, look's like the forest from the disney movie bambi, that's disney environmentalism.
People say we should all live on green power, and organic food, but never think it through. You just can't keep 7 billion people fed, and warm that way. It's total disney environmentalism.
by ILikeRocks March 21, 2011
A channel that always has shows with lame, repetetive plots, and will make a show or a movie every time they think of an amusing pun or any random theme (i.e. a kid who plays baseball and cooks.) Although the target audience is 9 year old girls and fruity boys of their early teens/preteens, they will not heisitate to make movies like "High School Musical" (by the way, if they wanted to make a realistic high school movie, it wouldn't be on Disney Channel, it would be on comedy central at 10:00 at night.) Every frikin month they make a new movie and use the same actors (or better yet actresses) over and over and end up turning them into crappy, anerexic pop performers with no skill who end up lasting for little over a year.
Unfortunately you can tell it will be around for a LONG time since their so rich they dont even need to show commercials that dont advertise their own things
Unfortunately you can tell it will be around for a LONG time since their so rich they dont even need to show commercials that dont advertise their own things
Disney Channel writer: ever notice how if you spell "suite" it sounds like "sweet"
Other Disney Channel writer: OMFG!!!! LETS MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT!!!
I wouldn't care about Disney Channel, if it werent for my little sisters watching it all the fucking time
Other Disney Channel writer: OMFG!!!! LETS MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT!!!
I wouldn't care about Disney Channel, if it werent for my little sisters watching it all the fucking time
by Smart, Sane, Super great March 21, 2006
Disney Syndrome is the development of a flawed out look on life. Little girls think there's true love and a "happily ever after" for all of them. That and their outlook on love is molded into an idea that love is romance and a hot, strong guy that will sweep them off their feet is what romance is (and thus what love is). While in fact none of these things are true.
Brittanie got hit with Disney Syndrome hard when her boyfriend didn't act like the prince she thought he would be.
by BROCKTHELOCK September 10, 2012