dilfzilla

1: an incredibly sexy older man, usually one who has children
2: unlike a normal dilf, dilfzillas harness the power of all dilfs into one
3: dilfzillas must have dilf traits, as well as being a gentleman, and respectful

"Laszlo Kreizler in episode two of the Alienist is such a dilfzilla"
"Girl, what the heck, it's 6am"

by dilfdetector April 22, 2021

Dilfsscammer

A REALLY hot mf who posts lots of shit because she's extremely bored

I'm in love with dilfsscammer.

by Dilfsscammer May 2, 2021

Dilfa

Instead of "dads I'd like to fuck" I'm calling it "dads I'd like to fuck anal"

--YO HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DILFA

-- no? Tf is a dilfa?

--dilfa is a dad I'd like to fuck anal

by Swag gay May 18, 2021

dilfharryismine

best person in the world tbh, also is a hot babe, gives me energy of smores poptarts ( thats a good thing)

dilfharryismine is so cool and hot tbh

by mitchr0wlandsupremacy June 2, 2021

dilf.enthusiast2

The best mutual you could ask for. :)

dilf.enthusiast2 Is the best mutual you could ask for because they are just the best

by Yomamaisinmybedbutnotactually July 15, 2021

dilfdehaan

only the coolest person to ever exist‼️ the biggest wolfstar shipper, the biggest voldeleen shipper, dane dehaan simp, and the swaggiest person to ever set foot on the earth.

person: BRO THAT PERSON IS SO SWAGGY WTF.
other person: that’s obviously dilfdehaan.

person: AYO I WISH I WAS THEM😔 THEYRE SO HOT

by daniistheloml August 26, 2021

dilf-coded

man who looks and acts like a dilf but isnt

"nanami kento is such a dilf"
"he's not even a dad"
"yeah but like, he's dilf-coded"

by mrmalfoyswifey October 11, 2021