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Dandylion

The act of ejaculating in a condom, removing said condom, puncturing a hole at the tip, then slapping a sexual partner(s) in the face with the condom.
Omg, after sex I dandylioned that whore Joanna!! There was cum everywhere!!!!
by J. Mateos June 14, 2008
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Dandelioning

When someone or thing pees the bed.
Did you just do a dandelioning
by Blueyso May 25, 2019
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Dandelionmale

Formerly known as @kangarootesticles on TikTok, Dandelionmale is one of the best tiktokers in history. With only 954k followers (and counting) they have been noticed by F’real, Inside edition, charlidamelio, benjikrol, addisonre, and some others. She has made 2 people delete their accounts. All of ‘radicaltok’ loves her. She had 300+ fanpages with amazing edits. Dandelionmale is commonly used in sentences usually referring to an account.
Hey have u heard of dandelionmale?!
who?
dandelionmale my page! ohhhh roasted.
by toastergekko August 2, 2021
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dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.
Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......
by dalainimick March 1, 2010
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Dandalong

A mighty train,a steam powered VIXEN.Capable of destroying anything in its path
Feel the Wrath of my MIGHTY DANDALONG you damned tv fixer.
Do not VEX the DANDALONG mortal.
by L.Lind.Taylor December 11, 2017
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The Darren Brown Dandenong Road Ringwood

The Darren Brown Dandenong Road Ringwood is the act of sucking a homeless mans penis while massageing the area around his arsehole with oiled up fingers
by BastardFromBroady January 23, 2019
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Dangeling

The act of having a small flacid penis dangel between the legs of what is known as a "limp dick faggot". The act of Dangeling is known to attract groups of adolescent boys around a television, where they will watch other limp dick faggots before partaking in homesexual intercourse.
"look, its goregous outside. Let's try dangeling instead of drink or talk with females!"
by StrongIsland April 24, 2010
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