Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.
For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.
For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.
by Local barista August 8, 2023
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by Angry service worker January 6, 2018
Get the difficult customer mug.Customable is a nerd who normally spends hours of his days on a roleplay server on Minecraft, he is very good at roleplay and loves to bully little kids on it with his Track Team character.
by Thincc November 8, 2020
Get the Customable mug.Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.
Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
by Nottanotherecall December 2, 2010
Get the Customer Satisfaction Campaign mug.A rogue customer is one who gives a tradesman a hard time. This could be down to the customer being perdantic or even going to lengths not to pay there bills often leaving the tradesmen without money for a month. There are only a few ways to get back at these bad customers.
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is one such of those and as such members go on and add to the database of bad customers. Traders will one day beat the customer is always right campaign.
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is one such of those and as such members go on and add to the database of bad customers. Traders will one day beat the customer is always right campaign.
Rogue Customer - I am not paying your bill of £5000 because your builder was scruffy in look. The work is perfect but your workman is a mess and i am not happy.
by Reaper!! August 17, 2008
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Karen: You better show some respect towards paying customers!
Manager: (shows security footage of Karen acting like a Karen)
Karen: Oh shit my cover is blown.
Manager: (shows security footage of Karen acting like a Karen)
Karen: Oh shit my cover is blown.
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