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Customer Splaining

When a customer is trying to explain the job better than the person providing the service.
Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.

For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.
by Local barista August 8, 2023
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reverse customer

A customer that you pay, in order to try to make your company seem more popular and to seem to have more customers.
Yay, we just landed our 100th customer, unfortunately the first 99 were reverse customers...
by nixcraft@ April 30, 2009
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difficult customer

A polite way of calling a customer a “Cunt
This is a bit of a difficult customer”
Really means
“This is a MASSIVE cunt
by Angry service worker January 6, 2018
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Customable

Customable is a nerd who normally spends hours of his days on a roleplay server on Minecraft, he is very good at roleplay and loves to bully little kids on it with his Track Team character.
Customable: Konami would you like to bully Mason Dot today?

Konami: Sure I would love to!
by Thincc November 8, 2020
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Customer Satisfaction Campaign

Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.
Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
by Nottanotherecall December 2, 2010
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Rogue Customer

A rogue customer is one who gives a tradesman a hard time. This could be down to the customer being perdantic or even going to lengths not to pay there bills often leaving the tradesmen without money for a month. There are only a few ways to get back at these bad customers.

http://www.roguecustomers.co.uk
is one such of those and as such members go on and add to the database of bad customers. Traders will one day beat the customer is always right campaign.
Rogue Customer - I am not paying your bill of £5000 because your builder was scruffy in look. The work is perfect but your workman is a mess and i am not happy.
by Reaper!! August 17, 2008
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paying customer

A term used by entitled people as a justification of their shitty behaviour in a commercial premises they patronise.
Karen: You better show some respect towards paying customers!
Manager: (shows security footage of Karen acting like a Karen)
Karen: Oh shit my cover is blown.
by AwkwrdPrtMskrt May 26, 2020
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