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cumsicle

Resulting from a hooker giving blowjobs on cold and or snowy nights, the resulting look is "cumsicles" on the woman/man's face
Yo, Thomas check out the cumsicles on that one, she must have made BANK tonight
by Bryant K February 12, 2009
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cuntlicker

person who licks meaningless pussy, or just a complete asshole about things, OR is a bitch.
His cousin was being a complete cuntlicker about things!
by zack December 2, 2004
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[cuntsickle]

when an abnormaly large clit becomes stuck to a frozen pole
polorbear club and a pole.... need i say more cuntsickles
by KevBo541 May 3, 2011
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Cuntsole

Cross between a Cunt and an Asshole
Someone can be a cuntsole.
You can get cuntsoled.
eg "that bloke is an absolute cuntsole"

"A truck run into me and totally cuntsoled me"
by white fella April 18, 2009
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Cumsicle

When a man masturbates and ejaculates on his own penis. He then puts his penis in an ice chest, freezer, etc. After the sperm has become frozen over the man's penis his male or female partner must suck it off.
"Jody! look what I got for yuh!"

"Oh my isn't that a big popsicle!"

"Baby, this aint no popsicle, it's a CUMsicle!"
by Skid Mark My Face April 26, 2009
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cuntlicker

by dipshit September 5, 2003
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cumsicle

Proper name for a raging beast often spotted in Hashing events in Florida, Texas and Qatar. Known to consume large amounts of alcohol, and prone to engage in acts of debauchery.
Did you see what Cumsicle did at last week's Hash?
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